Ye man- no se Men?

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2009

somebody in Yemen influenced a military man to shoot his own?
Hey men (no se-me)
I have been to Yemen- seriously I doubt if you can even think of Yemen as an influencing nation!! I flew in from Africa and let me tell you that it was a hoo-rrific ride!! The airplanes belonging to Africa Air were really ancient. Seriously- for the first time in my life I flew in an airplane where I had the worst seat ever (it would only sit perpendicular and had no seat belt!!! - the man rickshaws in Mother Teresa's town were better!!). The only solace I had was the good food and whisky on the flight.

To land at Yemen- the bus ( sorry plane!) stopped at Aden airport. The airport was something from the old Lee Walker days (Phantom or the Ghost who walks!!)- you actually had family walking right upto the plane to see off their near and dear!! The uncle who came was wearing only a bamboo skirt!! Viagra would never sell here- the bamboo stalks would break off. ( Mel Brooks??)


Denizens carry automatic weapons and eat stone burnt meat!! It was hilarious.

To see that a cleric from here influenced an educated well-fed and US Govt supported individual is unbelievable. And mr. shooter if you so wanted to die why did you not shoot yourself dead? Instead you have destroyed 13 families!! Did you really have the intelligence and wherewithal to understand what the heck you were doing- Oh yeah- you baby, were told by that man to shoot your colleagues??? No wonder, appreciation from that guy may make you feel good- good Lord Man! what the hell were you thinking? How dare you treat yourself to the luxury meted to you here- why don't you go to Yemen and stay in those mountains and suckle oranges fool!! Are you afraid that your 9mm would be laughed at??

See the immense pain you have brought onto your family too- good- now not only will you be hated by your fellow countrymen- now you have your family also wishing you were dead!! Obviously left unsaid is that now you have put in one more nail in the coffin of your religion. Good Show~!!

That old man in the hill and his trusted aide Chukka would thank you more when they rub off any liquid with the stones around. Burn in hell man- burn in hell

Hoax balloon or stroller? - who cares- let's fix our lives

Please read this with the knowledge that I am not politically inclined to the elephant or the donkey or any pie charts on TV!

Really who cares whether they got air time or not. Was the baby on the stroller real- or a hoax too?

Here are my worries:

How many of us have secure jobs going into next year- how about medical insurance or for our children? How much more tax money are we going to pour into other's homes to fight an enemy that none of us will ever know fully? How much more hatred for a religion that seems to be spiraling out of control ?

Isn't it enough that in an intelligent forum of thinkers such as this website there are around a thousand responses to the balloon boy but not many on the latest health or state of the economy. Guys are we losing focus? If the family indulged in a hoax let them get Madoff or the latest scam artist to be a room mate.

Let's lobby to stop outsourcing - why not have proof that 75% of all Government contracts stay in this country (this writer's family owns a software outsourcing business - but yet is not in favor of this kind of reverse exploitation! legal briefs, call centers, software- what next- even family relationships when we are busy gaming? you can even buy medicines form outside the country!!) or at least the money flows through this country.

You all must have seen that over the next five years the heath insurance documentation will allow flow of around 14 billion dollars in software outsourcing- NO- we need this for our health. Let's have trickle down economics at least that way!! All we do now it seems is to concentrate on how others gobbled our money, sextoys and internet gambling!

C'mon guys we wrote the book on taxes- cant we find ways to bring this cash flow through our country. Call Madoff, Enron whoever wrote and figured out those fancy schemes- give them lunch only if they reveal how to do this- or let the SEC let us know how to do this!!

Please let's talk development of a better future here.

Mother Teresa to Albani? How about some more

So now Albania wants Mother Teresa's remains.

In the same vein now India should go to Great Britain and ask for those nice jewels including the Kohinoor Diamond back.

England can get Beckham back ( including Victoria!). Iraq can have Saddam's cars, whoever wants Osama and his brood can have him back. Those 11 idiots who did not know how to fly- can you give us back our life too? ((Are 73 male virgins good enough carrots for you?What did you gain except universal suspicion and hatred of your religion- that is the greatest achievement that

**** in the hill did)).

As long as we are on a roll, how about life before the balloon? Whitney before Bobby, Bill before sex with that woman, John before he jumped off the ship, Inside Edition before the spin, Maury before Connie, Montel without medicine, Oprah without the fat, Brad before he went "blind", Jon and Kate with and without the eight. Mike as a Vegetarian and no indulgence for taste of human flesh even as a Careless Whisper to allow Don King to straighten out his hair for a change.. The world before WMD, Pakistan without guns, Afghanistan with no drugs, Russia with no fast food style nuclear weapons, China with religion, Indonesia without, Singapore with chewing gum, India with religion and no chewing, Bangladesh with no floods, Middle East with no camel racing and (mis) use of the expatriate as a friend and foe, Europe without the cold and the Euro, South America with no more coyotes and export of death, Wal Mart with no more cheaper imports, and The USA as FOOLS NO MORE!

What say? Any CONFIDENT takers?

wierdest lay off ever

On month before this happened- I got a bonus. Here my boss was explaining " Purist- thank you so much- you have been instrumental in getting my company to 400% growth over 3 years. Hmm! Thank you! I know! I thought. Just 4 years back she had started looking northward to dreams of greater glory by horizontal staffing after 4 decades of non-existential karmic existence. . Sure enough- the business turnover and profits started pouring in.

Well one month passed. I was one of the best employees she had, very knowledgeable, never complaining, working long hours when no one else was available, never trying to con the client or the employer, never dreaming of pilfering supplies, and always standing by the boss - (without brown nosing)- following every rule, no idiotic things like inappropriate behavior in an office setting, no internet browsing except for official purpose- no watchign streaming games on the sly, knew my technology better than anyone working with me- yet never bragged about it- did the impossible by designing a structure that no one in their right mind knew how to. What was I doing wrong?

Anyways a month after the "bonus talk"- here she was calling me for a one-on-one.

" Purist, I have no complaints about your knowledge, your ethics or the fact that you are a hard worker!"

all green lines are my unsaid thoughts!!

(Awright- FINALLY I'm getting the promotion I richly deserve!)

Your behavior is the best and your knowledge is respected.

"Somehow I get confused when I deal with you"

Confused? I never deal work wise with you!

" somehow you tell me what you think you want me to hear"

Eh" what do you want to hear and when do I talk to you about work??

Eh? Come again- confused- can you explain-

Yes- somehow you are not conductive- to work .

OKAY! so my dear it's not Conductive- it's ConduCIVE!!"

Employers- please do no think your employees are idiots- this is what happens when you are told what to Say instead of saying what it is like.

You poor thing- someone actually put you through the motions- only the lack of experience drops you down!!

Right now I should have been mortified- instead I was trying hard not to laugh at this rather juvenile attempt.

I am not going to try to figure out how I can be one of the best, and be so good yet not be conduc(t)ive.

( Next time- please get someone who knows how to do this).

Looking back what could I have done better? I was cited for good behavior, for community volunteering, for being well behaved. Then obviously I think who else could have been feeling scared with my presence- oh yes- all those who knew their craft lesser than I and felt that I would eat them up! I wish you had waited and watched- did I really act as if I would have eaten you up- Not Possible- you should have had the courage of your convictions.

I knew that you were stealing. I knew that you were lying. I knew that you were very scared and threatened with the fact that every time you spoke technically and had me around- you were scared that I'd open my mouth and expose you. Why did you not instead see me as a team player. Why did you not think- maybe you could have played to your strengths instead of trying to cover your weaknesses. Why did you have to act defensive and write long emails hoping that I would not reply- knowing fully well that I could question every silly word that you wrote. WHy did your ego not allow you to understand that your lack of good English language skills were p****ing of clients??

Finally why did you not leave your ego at the door like every one else- and do only the job that you were paid for instead of trying to read others emails, trying to be a control freak and getting into bigger and bigger lies? Why was it necessary to argue about everything. Everyone does not know about everything- so why did you try to show that you did? You do understand that now everyone knows the lies you said. I did not encourage it- now everyone else talks about it!! Finally was all of this worth it.

No it is never!

Now you have a bigger detractor outside! The only thing I can do is forgive you- since first you need to work on the inner ethics that you so often circumvent. Hope you get this message the right way. I know that sliminess never gets you anywhere. I would have spoken- then what would happen to your home? I can live on. Think about it when you look in the mirror.

What now- displaced workers websites?

Urine drinking as self- help" is this Green ( yellow) recycling?

I a sure all of us have heard about drinking one's own urine as a self help medication- supposedly ensures that you never fall sick or fall victim to any diseases!!

In fact one of the greatest protagonists of this theory was an ex- Premier of India- Morarji Desai- he died at around a 100 years old so I guess he puts credence into his theory.

He used to advocate use of urine as an early morning drink and even suggested how this is to be used:

Get up in the morning - look at your handsome face in the mirror-

Let a bit of flow out- then capture the rest in a glass & drink it!

I even had relatives tell me that long back before Neosporin made waves- you just had to stand and urinate on your own wound- it would cure!! Really??

I have seen denizens of one country stand behind cows and put their hand out just when the cow starts to micturate ( urinate!!)- they would then pour the handful of that over their head and pray for eternal happiness/lottery ticket win/purity or some other silly prayer I presume!

The cowdung would be dried and taken home to act as fuel (coal)- and the cow's milk is used as well- cow's milk!

When the cow dies- they are sold as carcasses to the leather merchant- who obviously sells the meat as burgers and the skin as leather jackets to 42nd Street!!

I seriously think India first invented the 100% recyclable element. First the cow- then now the man.

If you think I am kidding- check out other Internet sites on urine therapy. They even have a website to sell cows urine- check it out yourself.

Please also talk to a few Indians and ask them if urine therapy was ever suggested by an ex-Premier. They will confirm this.

Next time you desperately look for a McDonalds- or are even casing a criminal- think about your health! Maybe you might be doing yourself some good by opening your mouth along with your zipper! (Keep a glass to collect! and use napkins PLEASE plus Purell after the deed!!)

Whitlock- stop about Rush Limbaugh! Who cares??

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2009

Whitlock is right- Rush provides entertainment

Whitlock is right. I remember first watching Rush in texas when Senior Bush was getting ready to lose it all to Clinton. Rush was a filler for me before Letterman came on. I used to switch it on only to irritate my wife with his comments. Honestly he was just entertainment to me- much like Inside Edition and A Current Affair.

Him own a NFL franchise? Good Lord- How much does network TV pay anyway? Would it make a difference though? How many fans know the names or political alignments of the rest of the owners?

How many players will be swayed by Rush and his "rutterings". In fact Whitman you should not have alluded to Vick and a "supposed" dialogue!

That's bad form plus it kind of waters down Rush's comments on slavery. I seriously doubt if Rush can ever make any kind of impact on anyone- except for a once in a while "Perot tale"- like the one where he was going to become the Republican head honcho or something. That would have confirmed one dead elephant.

17 gunshots at a bar in OHIO??

What a shame! poeple go to bars to have fun, loosen their tongues, their belts, their purses and lose a bit of money- - not to carry weapons with them to shoot at people!!

Thank God no one got hurt. In fact one of them looked like he might have been a worker there- and then there was someone else who looked like he was getting ready for a bout and desperately needed to use the porta John rather than shoot at someone!!

Why don't you gunslingers sit at home, get drunk and shoot each other instead of worrying the rest of us?

I'd have got Mamah Oprah to whoop you silly! Then she wouldn't have had to interview ex superstar cons whose tongues have gone to sleep due to excess Xanax!! That was one of the worst tattoos anyone can stick on his face!!

Oprah who next>- Kimbo Slice??