In fact one of the greatest protagonists of this theory was an ex- Premier of India- Morarji Desai- he died at around a 100 years old so I guess he puts credence into his theory.
He used to advocate use of urine as an early morning drink and even suggested how this is to be used:
Get up in the morning - look at your handsome face in the mirror-
Let a bit of flow out- then capture the rest in a glass & drink it!
I even had relatives tell me that long back before Neosporin made waves- you just had to stand and urinate on your own wound- it would cure!! Really??
I have seen denizens of one country stand behind cows and put their hand out just when the cow starts to micturate ( urinate!!)- they would then pour the handful of that over their head and pray for eternal happiness/lottery ticket win/purity or some other silly prayer I presume!
The cowdung would be dried and taken home to act as fuel (coal)- and the cow's milk is used as well- cow's milk!
When the cow dies- they are sold as carcasses to the leather merchant- who obviously sells the meat as burgers and the skin as leather jackets to 42nd Street!!
I seriously think India first invented the 100% recyclable element. First the cow- then now the man.
If you think I am kidding- check out other Internet sites on urine therapy. They even have a website to sell cows urine- check it out yourself.
Please also talk to a few Indians and ask them if urine therapy was ever suggested by an ex-Premier. They will confirm this.
Next time you desperately look for a McDonalds- or are even casing a criminal- think about your health! Maybe you might be doing yourself some good by opening your mouth along with your zipper! (Keep a glass to collect! and use napkins PLEASE plus Purell after the deed!!)
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