Mother Teresa to Albani? How about some more

So now Albania wants Mother Teresa's remains.

In the same vein now India should go to Great Britain and ask for those nice jewels including the Kohinoor Diamond back.

England can get Beckham back ( including Victoria!). Iraq can have Saddam's cars, whoever wants Osama and his brood can have him back. Those 11 idiots who did not know how to fly- can you give us back our life too? ((Are 73 male virgins good enough carrots for you?What did you gain except universal suspicion and hatred of your religion- that is the greatest achievement that

**** in the hill did)).

As long as we are on a roll, how about life before the balloon? Whitney before Bobby, Bill before sex with that woman, John before he jumped off the ship, Inside Edition before the spin, Maury before Connie, Montel without medicine, Oprah without the fat, Brad before he went "blind", Jon and Kate with and without the eight. Mike as a Vegetarian and no indulgence for taste of human flesh even as a Careless Whisper to allow Don King to straighten out his hair for a change.. The world before WMD, Pakistan without guns, Afghanistan with no drugs, Russia with no fast food style nuclear weapons, China with religion, Indonesia without, Singapore with chewing gum, India with religion and no chewing, Bangladesh with no floods, Middle East with no camel racing and (mis) use of the expatriate as a friend and foe, Europe without the cold and the Euro, South America with no more coyotes and export of death, Wal Mart with no more cheaper imports, and The USA as FOOLS NO MORE!

What say? Any CONFIDENT takers?