It was three against one!

This is in response to my dear friends who were arguing while I was getting my butt kicked by Mambo Pea nutSlice!

Here's my side of the story.

My friends were getting a bit upset with me simply because I had boastingly mentioned that I am a qualified street fighter -eh?). I challenged my puny set of friends to a fight on the streets, confident that I could beat the crap out of them.

Brian took up the challenge and it was not long before I stood at the corner liquor store in my flashier boxing gloves and shorts (came free with my Wii). One look at my attire and beer belly was enough for people on the sidewalk to fall down laughing in amused agony. Go back to taking your cocktail of Xanax and Prilosec you losers!

This huge dude-was waiting with Brian at the car park. To the sound of "Eye of the Tiger" in my head I feint-jabbed-jogged in my new Twister shoes ( vendor- Salvation Army) towards them.

Brian shook my hand and then introduced Mr. Mambo. ( according to Purist's 3rd law- the size of an individual is directly proportional to the amount of liquid bath soap needed for one hosing down of the individual (patent pending)). This man was definitely a 6.5!! ( 6.5 bottles of 16 Oz shampoo).

I introduced myself to him as an expert exponent of Karate and street fighting. He looked at me and said "Take my Condo". I politely refused his offer since I own one already. " No thanks"

The rest is a blur- all I remember is that someone was practicing his unlicensed dentistry on me. Little marshmallows - in pink and white hues were coming out of my mouth. I remember seeing my blind Granny in leotards and cheering for Slice. No wonder she died long back- you imbecile!!! I even saw Bill define sex as per the Holy Book. I saw Don smoking a cigar and standing next to Chris, with his arms around his waist ( Ri- good girl- smart to get out of that 3some!!)

I would have won- if not for the fact that they were going 3 against one. His side there was He, Him and Himself! Two held me down and allowed the third to enjoy beating the crap out of me.

Cant elaborate- going to check if Medicaid will allow me to undergo plastic surgery.

It was much much later that Brian clarified to me that Slice did not say "Take my Condo"- he was actually mentioning that he was an expert on "Taekwondo".

Ha! Never trust these Oriental names!!