The Nobel peace prize has lost it's value and recognition as the years have passed.
Seriously what are the qualifications to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize? Many years ago Yasser Arafat and Begin won this together!! - Both these gentlemen were responsible for so many deaths over the years and yet they won the Nobel Peace Prize??
Yesterday somebody remarked that other great man did not win the Peace Prize-However history will remind the reader that he had two fundamental flaws that may have forever prevent him form winning the award. The incident where he forced his wife to clean the bathroom, and also the fact that during his later years- he decided to do a "David". That would never be acceptable in today's society!! See where that took Michael Jackson!
Even though I like Obama and feel that he is capable of a lot of good for the country I join the crowd that feels that this award so early actually denigrates the value of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Who next?- Clinton for bringing the two journalists back form Korea?
Or how about Fidel who has so nicely stepped down form his post and is actually allowing larger boats to carry away his flock to the north?
One for that brilliant judoka ex-President Putin?
Dick Cheney for his attempt to reduce the carbon footprints of his hunting friends. One more for Al Gore for allowing Bush to win.
One for Nixon for his one liners,
I would send one by UPS to General Musharraf for clinging tenaciously to power and then gets kicked out to Saudi Arabia. A couple for the king of Saudi Arabia for allowing all these ex-Pak premiers to stay in his land and giving them wonderful villas to retire and live the rest of their lives in luxury.
One for Dawood for gracefully exiting from India.
One for Nalini now that she advocates peace- and before they hang her sorry arse.
One for Raju for making fools of the common investor and now staying in jail just so that all his politician friends can escape
One for that Pak nuclear scientist who scanned all his notes and left them on certain sites on the internet so that rogues could download the calculations and have built their own nuclear devices!!
As long as I am on a roll- why didn't they consider Bill Gates for a special mention- this man is responsible for more billionaires in this world than ever before- yet he is not demonised? How about sending him one by email?
Here are a few other nominees I would love to see:
One each for the Bloods and the Crips
One for Snoop Doggy Dog
Kanye for his drunken outbursts and then act contrite when talk about his mother surfaces.
Chris Brown for giving up violence in so public a forum.
One to be shared by those two Reverends who land up wherever an incident happens and hog TV camera time by standing next to the grieving families. Would it not be better if they just sent in their pictures on a flag to be unfurled at the right moment?
One for Bobby Brown for keeping Whitney away from the public eye for so long-Thanks Man!
One for whoever promises never to publish Angelina Jolie's picture any more. Gawd Brad what were you thinking man!
One for whoever manages to break up the fight between those two whipper snapping kids of that rich dead man. One sells phones and the other refuses to give him the cable to connect to the phone or some utter nonsense like that! Wish someone would give them a vicious wedgie for their juvenile actions. What's that? they are both over 45 years old Nah! Can't be!!
One to whoever closes down American Idol
One for the man who succeeds in disallowing phone texting any more.
One for that man who Mad(e) Off with a booty equal to the national debt or something like that.
One for Maury if he promises no more lie detection or DNA tests- you sound like a chemist man - not a talk show host!
One for Steve Wilkos if he starts wearing decent clothes at a show..!!
One for Miley if she promises to get a new set of teeth- those look scary girl!
One for Oprah if she promises to go away.
One for Serena if she promises to remove that nude picture!! Girl now we will all have to believe that testosterone plays a prominent role in your life. Dont let Martina see that picture!!
One for anyone who stops talking abouit the economy for 24 hours
One for someone who gives us hope to live another day wondering where all this heading for.
On that sombre note- let's celebrate our lives.
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